Does Not Compute
Posted On: 2020-08-28

 

Scene: A group of Cub Scouts is looking at a robot and talking.

CUB SCOUT 1: What a cool robot! We sure have had fun this month learning about computers.

CUB SCOUT 2: Yeah. It's too bad that every boy in the first through fifth grades isn't in Cub Scouts. They don't know the fun they're missing!

ROBOT (moving arms and legs stiffly): Does not compute, does not compute!

CUB SCOUT 3: And what about our families. They have fun in Cub Scouting, too.

CUB SCOUT 4: Yeah. It's too bad that not all of the parents have the time to help our pack go.

ROBOT (moving arms and legs stiffly): Does not compute, does not compute!

CUB SCOUT 5: Well, I guess we need to just be thankful for what we do have. Just look at all the boys and parents who are here tonight and able to enjoy Cub Scouting.

ROBOT(moving arms and legs stiffly): That does compute, that does compute, that does compute!!!

CUB SCOUT 6: To celebrate the spirit of Cub Scouting that is present here tonight, please stand and join us in the Pledge of Allegiance to our flag.

 

 
 

 

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