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There were five, five constipated men in the Bible, in the Bible.
There were five, five constipated men In the holy books of Moses.
Oh, the first, first constipated man Was Cain, he was not able.
Oh, the first, first constipated man Was Cain, he was not able.
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Oh, the next, next constipated man Was Moses, he took the
tablets.
Oh, the next, next constipated man Was Moses, he took the
tablets.
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Oh, the third, third constipated man Was Solomon, he sat for
forty years.
Oh, the third, third constipated man Was Solomon, he sat for
forty years.
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Oh, the fourth, fourth constipated man Was Balam, he couldn't
move his ass.
Oh, the fourth, fourth constipated man Was Balam, he couldn't
move his ass.
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Oh, the last, last constipated man
Was Sampson, he brought the house down…