Oh, the cannibal king with the big nose ring
Fell in love with the dusty ma-aa-aid
And every night by the pale moonlight
Across the lake he swa-aa-am

Oh he hugged and he kissed his pretty little miss
In the shade of the bamboo tree-ee-ee
And every night by the pale moonlight
It sounded like this to me-ee-ee

Barump ("kissy" noise, "kissy" noise)
Barump ("kissy" noise, "kissy" noise)
Barump-ba-de-ah-de-ay-ee-a
Barump ("kissy" noise, "kissy" noise)
Barump ("kissy" noise, "kissy" noise)
Barump-ba-de-ah-de-ay-ee-a

Oh the years went by a one-two-three
And soon they had a fam-il-ee
And every night by the pale moonlight
It sounded like this to mee-ee-ee

Barump "Mama"
Barump "Papa"
Barump-ba-de-ah-de-ay-ee-a
Barump "Mama"
Barump "Papa"
Barump-ba-de-ah-de-ay-ee-a

We'll build a bung'low my honey, big enough for two
Big enough for two, my honey, big enough for two
Under the bamboo
Under the bamboo tree

If you'll be M-I-N-E mine
I'll be T-H-I-N-E thine
And I'll L-O-V-E love you
All the T-I-M-E time
You are the B-E-S-T best
Of all the R-E-S-T rest
And I'll L-O-V-E love you
All the T-I-M-E time

Match in the gastank BOOM! BOOM!