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Waiter, The



Three Scouts are seated in a restaurant. A waiter approaches them.

Waiter : What'll you have?

Scout 1: I'll have a tuna on rye.

Waiter : Why tuna? Salmon's much better. And have it on whole wheat, it's healthier.

Scout 1: Okay, okay. Make it salmon on whole wheat. Waiter : And you?

Scout 2: I'll have bacon and tomato on toast. And coffee.

Waiter : Bacon's not good for you. And coffee strains your heart. Have a nice roast beef sandwich and a cup of tea.

Scout 2: Okay, make it a roast beef sandwich and tea.

Waiter : How about you?

Scout 3: What do you suggest?

Waiter : Who has time to make suggestions?


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