Emergency Room Doctor

The scene is an emergency room at a hospital. The Doctor is totally self-absorbed, combing hair, looking in the mirror, etc. A guy runs in, a hiker with a branch stuck in his stomach. He is screaming in agony. The Doctor insists that he must ask him some questions before anything can be done. The patient screams that he is losing blood. The doctor continues asking questions about where he lives, past illnesses, type of house, how he got there, etc. A phone rings, and the Doctor is invited out to lunch. The Doctor runs off, leaving the wounded man writhing on the floor. A stupid-looking janitor with a broom wanders by and pulls the branch out. The patient stands up, says thanks, and leaves.

 

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