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Musical Toilet Seat Salesman



A scout is a door to door salesman, selling Musical Toilet Seats: If you have some cardboard make
props like toilet seats. Salesman approaches each home knocks on the door and sells the seat:
Salesman: "Good morning sir, I like to show you the newest thing in electronic technology. My company
has developed the new musical toilet seat. Would you be interested in buying this modern day
marvel?"(ham this up, plead beg, etc. be a door to door salesman)
Customer 1: "Do you have one that plays Dixie?"
Customer 2 asked for "Eat the Rich" .
Customer 3 asked for "Star Spangled Banner"
Salesman, I sure do, Here it is, I hope you like it. I'll come back tomorrow to make sure you are satisfied."
The next day the Salesman goes back and asked of each customer: How did you like the musical toilet
seat.?
Customer 1: "It was great, it played Dixie and I sat there with a bucket of fried chicken enjoying each
note.
Customer 2: "It was great. I listened and read a copy of the Rolling Stone magazine."
Customer 3: "I hated it, It just did not work out.
Salesman responds to Customer 3: "we have never had an unsatisfied customer, what went wrong?
Customer 3: " It's that music. "Every time I sit down on the toilet, it starts playing the Star Spangled
Banner and I have to stand up again!"
 


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