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Captain: First Mate! What's 2+2? 1st Mate: Duh! One, Sir! Captain: Good! Bosun! What's 2+2? Bosun: Uhh ... let's see ... (Counts on fingers) Uhh ... Five, Sir! Captain: No problem! Gunner! What's 2+2? Gunner: Sheesh, Captain! Why give me all the hard ones? Captain: Great! Cook! What's 2+2? Cook: Let's see. Two apples and two potatoes makes ... (Thinks) Two apples and two potatoes, Sir! Captain: Pleased to hear it! You! Floor Scrubber! What's 2+2? Scrubber: Four, Sir! Captain: Off with his head! (Cuts off head with sword.) Servant: Beggin' the Captain's pardon, Sir! I think everyone else got it wrong, but the floor scrubber got it right. Why did you kill him? Captain: He's too smart! He might go after my job some day!
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