Skits And Storytelling/02-06
By: Great Salt Lake Council
Posted On: 2022-06-11
By Michelle Ekins
Opening music comes on for the news program.
Anchorman Al: Good evening, and welcome to CUB News.
I am Anchorman Al, and tonight we have some sad news.
Senator Door, who always had his door open to the public,
kicked the bucket today in Washington. (bucket comes flying
in) We now go to Windy the Weatherman, who comes to us
from a location nearby.
Windy Weatherman: I am coming to you from Pack _______’s pack meeting. Let me tell you
all, there’s a lot of hot air flying around here tonight. We expect it to rain like cats and dogs
later. You'd better batten down the hatches. (stuffed cats, dogs, and balloons come flying in. )
Anchorman Al: Thank you, Windy. We now go to our Sports Reporter, Sam Slider, who has a
fast breaking news story.
Sam Slider: Good evening, Al. We are here where the Cubs are whipping the Webelos 4-2. (4
Cubs come out chasing and whipping 2 Webelos scouts--use paper strips-- across the stage.) I
don’t think the Webelos can come back from this, but only time will tell.
Anchor Al: Thank you, Sam. Stay safe out there. That’s all for this evening. Remember, a day
without CUB News is a very boring day!
LOVE THOSE COMMERCIALS
Use a large cardboard box and turning it into a television. Cubs
stand behind it during their part of the skit.
Cub 1: Stay tuned and watch our advertisers rave.
Cub 2: Have you tried the new Lost? It’s a product of the
Thrive Company. (Hold up a bottle of beans or marbles) If your liver quivers, or if your lung is
sprung, try new Lost. and you’ll be there.
Cub 3: We dare them all! Yes, friends, we dare them to bring out a toothpaste that can out-
perform Lye Scour Toothpaste. After one use, you will have no problem with tooth
decay. It really takes care of your dental problems. Get Lye Scour toothpaste today, and
you won’t be worried about your teeth.
Cub 4: Don’t come any closer. Is that what your friends are saying? Do you suffer from
offensive breath? Have you discovered your relatives trying to back you into a garbage
can? Then get UP. Yes, get new UP for some tantalizing breath. No longer will people
drop dead when you enter the room. No longer will folks stampede when you approach a
crowd. And remember, folks- UP spelled backward is P-U.
Great Salt Lake Council