I wish I was a little yellow duck,
I wish I was a little yellow duck,
I'd go "Quacky, quacky, quacky"
And drive everybody wacky,
Oh, I wish I was a little yellow duck
I wish I was a little bitty frog,
I wish I was a little bitty frog,
I'd go hoppy, hoppy, hoppy,
In the water, I'd go ploppy,
Oh, I wish I was a little bitty frog.
I wish I was a little garter snake,
I wish I was a little garter snake,
I'd go wriggle, wriggle, wriggle,
And make all the Wolf Cubs giggle,
Oh, I wish I was a little garter snake.
(Last verse borrowed!)
I wish I was a little mosquito,
I wish I was a little mosquito,
I'd go bitie, bitie, bitie,
Under everybody's nightie,
Oh, I wish I was a little mosquito.