Pickin' Cotton
Posted On: 2022-05-03

A guy is standing in the middle of the ring. Someone wanders in, stage left, carrying a boombox. "Hey, nice radio! Where'd you get it?" "Pickin' Cotton," and he continues wandering off stage right. Another guy wanders in wearing a fancy shirt, stage left. "Wow, cool shirt! Where'd you get it?" "Pickin' Cotton," and he wanders off stage right. Another guy wanders in wearing bright pants and fancy shoes, stage left. "Awesome shoes, man. Where'd you get them?" "Pickin' Cotton," and he wanders off stage right. A guy limps in, stage left, beat up and wearing nothing except a towel wrapped around him. "Who are you??" "I'm Cotton!" and he limps off stage right.