Posted On: 2008-09-24
Merchant (hangs up sign FRESH FISH SOLD HERE): Sure did spend a lot of time and money having this sign made up, but it's worth it, it's worth it!
Boy 1: You don't need the word FRESH, surely? You wouldn't sell anything else, would you? (rips off word FRESH, exits)
Boy 2: Why use the word HERE? I mean everyone knows it's here! (rips off HERE, exits)
Boy 3: Holy cow! Everyone knows that a store sells things. Why do you need to say SOLD? (rips off word SOLD, exits)
Boy 4: Hey friend. You really don't need that sign. Everyone can smell them for at least 10 blocks! (merchant chases boy off stage: blackout)