Fishin'

Center stage is a lad fishing from a billy can or bucket, he keeps pulling the rod as though he has something on the line. A passer-by looks at him as he walks by and then walks on, after a few steps the passer-by comes back to the lad.

Passerby: "What are you doing there then?"

Fisher: "I'm fishing, what does it look as though I'm doing?"

Passerby: "Fishing eh! what are you fishing for."

Fisher: "I'm fishing for suckers."

Passerby: "Have you caught any?"

Fisher: "Yes, you're the third today."