The Elevator
Posted On: 2022-04-13

The scene opens with an elevator operator intoning "Ground Floor". A passenger gets on and begins to jiggle slightly. The elevator operator intones each floor with a description of what's on that floor. A passenger gets on each floor and begins to jiggle as well. As the elevator gets higher, the passengers begin to jiggle more. When the top floor is reached, the passengers begin to jiggle like mad, the operator intones the bathrooms, and they all rush quickly off. The operator suddenly looks funny, begins to jiggle, shouts "ME TOO!" and runs off the stage.