Posted On: 2010-02-22
Cast: Guy, 4 People on lunch break
Setting: Park Bench
Guy is sitting on park bench.
Guy: I'm waiting for my girlfriend. I hope she comes soon.
(Luncher #1 sits on bench and moves him over. #2 sits on end and they move over, further pushing guy. #3 comes, and #4 comes, each in turn pushing the guy a little until he falls off. Really annoyed, he starts to scratch himself a little, then a little more then all over. Lunchers look at each other, start scratching a little bit then hurriedly leave.)
Guy: (Sitting on bench again) Works all the time!