The Better Thief
Posted On: 2012-10-18
Cast: 2 Scouts
There are two scouts, they each say, "I'm the better thief."
"No I'm the better thief."
Then one says, "Wait, lets have a contest, we will walk past each other three times and who ever steals the best thing wins."
The scouts then walk past each other twice pulling out objects such as knife, watch, glasses, etc. Finally on the third pass, the first scout says, "I've got your wallet, ha, beat that!"
The second Scout looks around nervously then says, "You've got my wallet, well in that case you would win, but ... I've got you're socks!" And waves a pair of socks in the air.