Stress Test
Posted On: 2009-01-02

  • Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
  • You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
  • You say the same sentence over and over, not realizing that you have said it before.
  • The sun is too loud.
  • Trees begin chasing you.
  • You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
  • You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip solution of espresso.
  • You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
  • You can hear mimes.
  • You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
  • Things become "Very Clear".
  • You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.
  • The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
  • You begin speaking in a language only you and Channelers can understand.
  • You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
  • Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
  • You and Reality file for a divorce.
  • It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
  • You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the
  • white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
  • You can travel without moving.
  • Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
  • You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
  • You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for
  • the rest of the night.
  • Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
  • You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
  • You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.....
  • Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
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