The Yellow Cadillac
Posted On: 2009-01-23
CAST: 2 HUNTERS
SETTING: The Guide is laying on his side with his ear to the ground. Hunters enter.
1ST HUNTER: What’s with this lazy good for nothing guide? We’re paying him good money to help
us hunt and he’s laying down! Where did you get this guy? He’s a complete idiot! He’s
laying in the middle of the road!
2ND HUNTER: Relax. One of my buddies said he was really good. He’s probably listening for wild
(Hunters walk over to Guide.)
2ND HUNTER: “Well, what is it?”
GUIDE: (Without moving)
Two men in a yellow Cadillac. The grille is missing and it has a broken headlight. The
paint is scraped on the right fender. The driver is wearing a green coat and a cowboy hat.
The other guy is wearing a brown coat and a stocking cap.”
2ND HUNTER: (To 1st Hunter)
See … I told you he was good!!!”
1ST HUNTER: Amazing!!! You mean you can tell all that from just listening to the ground?”
GUIDE: “No. It just ran over me.”