J.C. Penney #2 (A More Obvious “J.C. Penney” Variation)
Posted On: 2022-01-06
CAST: STORE CLERK
CUSTOMERS (as many as desired)
PROPS: Table for the checkout counter
Various articles of clothing (Suggest Cub Scout uniform parts)
SETTING: Clerk in store.
1ST BOY: Hi. Do you have a Cub Scout neckerchief?”
CLERK: Yes we do. Just a minute. (Clerk goes off stage or behind a curtain. Sounds of a scuffle
are heard. Clerk returns with a neckerchief, the customer pays and leaves)
2ND BOY Do you have a Cub Scout shirt?
(the same thing happens)
3RD BOY: Do you have a pair of shoes?
CLERK: Let me see...
(goes off stage same thing happens)
You’re in luck, we have one pair left in that size.
4TH BOY: Do you have a pair of socks?
CLERK: Hmmmm, let me check.”
Yep, we got a pair”
5TH BOY: Do you have a pair of Cub Scout pants?”
CLERK: No we’re all sold out. How about shorts”
5TH BOY: That would be OK”
(Same thing but when clerk returns and starts to ring up a sale, a boy from offstage or behind
the curtain walks out wrapped in a towel.)
J.C. PENNY: (Grabs the shorts.)
That’s the last straw! I quit this crummy job.