What happens when a cat crosses the desert at Christmas?
It gets “Sandy claws!â€
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?
An icicle!
Why does Santa like chimneys?
They soot him.
How did Scrooge score a touchdown?
The ghost of Christmas passed.
What wear armor and goes around on tip-toes?
A Silent Knight
Where do snowmen keep their money?
Snowbanks
What’s in December that is not in any other month?
The letter “Dâ€
On what side of a house do pine trees grow best?
The outside
How many pieces of candy can you put in an empty stocking?
One, after that it s not empty
What would you get if Minnehaha married Santa Claus?
Minnehaha Hoho.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their children have play inside.
What is brown, has a hump, and lives at the North Pole?
A lost camel.