RUN ON FUN 1. Why did the burro cross the road? 2. What is worse than an alligator with a toothache? 3. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? 4. Why was the centipede dropped from the insect soccer team? 5. Why should you be careful about playing against a team of big cats?
ANSWERS 1. Because the chicken needed a day off. 2. A centipede with athlete’s foot. 3. A walkie talkie. 4. It took it too long to put its boots on. 5. They might be Cheetahs.
MORE CHEERS CHICLE: Ingredient in gum that makes it chewy from Sapodilla trees in Mexico. Chew your gum, clicking your teeth together as loud as you can.
SAGUARO CACTUS: Put arms up in the air like a cactus. A woodpecker lands on your belly and starts to peck, then tickles you so you start laughing and giggling.
PESO: Say, “Money, money, money, money!” while holding arm out with right hand cupped and rubbing thumb on fingers as loud as you can.