Bragging Fisherman Skit
Posted On: 2019-12-14
6 Cub Scouts
Stools (for fishermen to sit on)
6 fishermen sitting on stools by a lake, hanging their poles in the water. Heads
droop until it’s time for them to speak their line.
Not bad for a day.
Not bad. When we lived in Texas, we caught them as big as eight inches.
8 inches? Why I’ve caught them over 20 inches long right here in this very
Who’s talking long? In Texas, we measure ‘em between the eyes.
Any luck, Zeb?
Yup, I caught me a 65-pound cat, but I decided not to keep him. How
Nope. But I did fish out a lantern I lost 5 years ago. And it was still burning.
Aw right. Maybe my fish weren’t no 65 pounder. I’ll knock off 30 pounds
if you’ll blow out the light in the lantern.
No, seriously, how is the
fishing in Texas?
Not too good. Fished all day
and only caught one fish and he was too small to keep.
Luckily for me, two men came along in a truck and
helped me throw him back.
GSLC Pow Wow 2006