Posted On: 2009-09-02
Boys enter with magnifying glasses as if following a trail.
Cub # 1. Look at those tracks!
Cub # 2. Wow! They look like wolf tracks!
Cub # 3. No, they look like bobcat tracks!
Cub # 4. I think you’re both wrong. I think they’re bear tracks!
Cub # 5. No, wolf tracks!
Cub # 6. Bobcat tracks!
Cub # 7. I told you, bear tracks!
They continue arguing until they are suddenly run over by a train - several boys
linked together making “Chug, chug, chug, choo, choo choo” sounds.
Den chief: (Raising his head and looking at the audience.) I think we were all
wrong - they were TRAIN TRACKS! (He falls back down.)
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