Watch Out For Critters
By: GSLC Posted On: 2021-09-16

Setting:
An old mountain guide is leading two pioneers up into the mountains. The three walk-in
place, pretending to climb uphill and down.

Pioneer 1:
Are there wild animals here?
Guide:
Yep, bobcats. They’re bad.
Pioneer 2:
Is there anything else?
Guide:
Yep, there are wolves. Mean critters!
Pioneer 1:
Is that all?
Guide:
You wouldn’t ask that question if you had come to rehearsal. Yep, there’s bears, too.

Suddenly, three Cubs appear, with brown paper sacks over their heads. Animal faces are drawn
on them.

Cub 1:
I’m a Bobcat.
Cub 2:
I’m a Wolf.
Cub 3:
I’m a Bear
Pioneers:
(Together) We’re chicken! (And they run away.)     

References / Source:
GSLC Pow Wow 2008