Better Thief, The
Posted On: 2022-09-23

Cast: 2 Scouts

There are two scouts, they each say, "I'm the better thief."

"No, I'm the better thief."

Then one says, "Wait, let's have a contest, we will walk past each other three times, and whoever steals the best thing wins."

The scouts then walk past each other twice pulling out objects such as knife, watch, glasses, etc. Finally, on the third pass, the first scout says, "I've got your wallet, ha, beat that!"

The second Scout looks around nervously and then says, "You've got my wallet, well in that case you would win, but ... I've got you're underwear!" And waves a pair of shorts in the air.