Ghost Chickens In The Sky

Ghost Chicken

A chicken Farmer went out one dark and windy day
And by the coop he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye
It was the sight he dreaded, ghost chickens in the sky. (Squawk
Cluck etc.)

This farmer had these chickens since he was twenty four,
Working for the Colonel for thirty years or more
Killing all these chickens and sending them to fry.
And now they want revenge, ghost chickens in the sky. (Squawk
Cluck etc.)

Their beaks were black and shining their eyes were burning red
They had no meat or feathers these chickens were dead.
They picked the farmer up and he died by the claw
They cooked him extra crispy, (pause) and ate him with cole slaw.

 

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