They say at good ol' Pico the food is mighty fine
Ev'ry time you eat it your life is on the line
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Oh, I don't want no more of Boy Scout Camp
Hey, ma, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Hey, ma, I wanna go ho-o-ome
They say at good ol' Pico the showers are mighty fine
They're either freezing cold or scalding your behind
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They say at good ol' Pico the girls are mighty fine
They're either under seven or over ninety-nine
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They say at good ol' Pico the biscuits are mighty fine
One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
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They say at good ol' Pico the coffee's mighty fine
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
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They say at good ol' Pico the counselors are mighty fine
They act like Adolf Hitler and look like Frankenstein