Boy Scout Camp. Boy Scout Camp.
The buses, they say they're really fine,
But when they turn the corner
they leave the wheels behind.
I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp.
Mo-o-om, I wanna go,
back where the toilets flow.
Mo-o-om, I wanna go ho-o-ome.
The food, they say it's really fine,
But when you try to eat it,
it tastes like turpentine.
I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp.
Mo-o-om, I wanna go,
back where the toilets flow.
Mo-o-om, I wanna go ho-o-ome.
The counselors, they say they're really fine,
But when you ask a question
they say "get back in line".
I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp.
Mo-o-om, I wanna go,
back where the toilets flow.
Mo-o-om, I wanna go ho-o-ome.
The nurses, they say they're really fine,
But when you break a finger
they break the other nine.
I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp.
Mo-o-om, I wanna go,
back where the toilets flow.
Mo-o-om, I wanna go ho-o-ome.