Tune: Home on the Range
Oh give me a home, where the dinosaurs roam,
Where they eat grass and leaves every day.
You don't have to complain, if your yard needs a trim,
Or the bushes are in such disarray.
Home, home of my friend,
My large and hungry grass eating friend.
Just show him the place, then give him his space,
Soon the yard will be trimmed once again.
References / Source:
Sam Houston Area Council