Posted On: 2008-09-05
Three Scouts are seated in a restaurant. A waiter approaches them.
Waiter : What'll you have?
Scout 1: I'll have a tuna on rye.
Waiter : Why tuna? Salmon's much better. And have it on whole wheat, it's healthier.
Scout 1: Okay, okay. Make it salmon on whole wheat. Waiter : And you?
Scout 2: I'll have bacon and tomato on toast. And coffee.
Waiter : Bacon's not good for you. And coffee strains your heart. Have a nice roast beef sandwich and a cup of tea.
Scout 2: Okay, make it a roast beef sandwich and tea.
Waiter : How about you?
Scout 3: What do you suggest?
Waiter : Who has time to make suggestions?