The Sick Rabbit
Posted On: 2008-09-24
Props: Stuffed toy rabbit.
Announcer: The scene is at a veterinarian's office, where a Scout has taken his pet rabbit.
Scout: [handing rabbit to vet] I'm really concerned about my rabbit Doc.
Vet: What seems to be the matter?
Scout: Well, he just seems to be very sluggish, and he hasn't been eating well.
Vet: What have you been feeding him?
Scout: Well, I try to give him the best of care. Why I even give him goat's milk to drink, because I was told that would be good for him.
Vet: [handing rabbit back] No wonder your rabbit is sick. A Scout should know better than to use that greasy kid stuff on his hare