5 Scouts and Cubmaster driving a cardboard jeep with safari hats on
Committee Chairperson: We're so glad you could join us on our safari tonight. Our fearless leader (Cubmaster's name) will be driving our jeep. But as with any trip, there are a few instructions you must hear.
(2 boys jump out of the jeep and start chasing each other)
1st passenger still in a jeep: Johnny Lion, what are you doing?
ONE OF THE BOYS RUNNING: I'm chasing a hunter around a tree.
2ND PASSENGER STILL IN JEEP: How many times have I told you not to play with your food. (All go back to the jeep)
Next Cub Scout gets out of the jeep and says:
Bobby had a kitten
Tommy had a pup.
Johnny had a crocodile
That ate the others up.
(Cubmaster climbs out of the jeep and looks at Committee Chairperson) What has fifty legs, big blue eyes on stems, and a red body with green stripes?
Committee Chairperson: I don't know. What?
Cubmaster: I don't know either, but it's crawling up your shirt right now.
So everyone climbs aboard the jeep and watch out for wild animals! "Cause we're taking you on a Cub Scout Safari.