Posted On: 2008-09-24
Props: Feathers and headband for the Indian, hiking gear for Scouts
(As the scene opens, we find an Indian laying with his ear to the ground)
[Enter Patrol on a hike]
Patrol Leader: Well, fellows, we've seen a lot of interesting things on our hike. [Pointing towards Indian] Look there! I think we've just found one of those famous Indian trackers.
Scout #1: He has his ear to the ground. Do you suppose he can hear something coming?
Scout #2: Could be. Lets ask him.
Scout #3: Whatcha doing down there? Can you hear something.
Indian: [with a strained voice] Two horses, wagon, white man, two chickens and a dog.
Patrol Leader: You can tell all that from just listening?
Indian: No, he ran over me 10 minutes ago!