Have You Seen my Belly Button?
Posted On: 2008-09-24
Cast: Dog owner, Passengers on bus, stuffed animal
Setting: City Bus
Owner goes around on the bus asking people if they've seen his Belly Button. Some ignore him, women gasp, people are horrified, some respond, "The nerve of him!" "How crude!" "What a rude person!"
Finally he spots the toy and exclaims,
Person: Ah! Belly Button! There you are, you bad dog!