Posted On: 2010-02-22
Props: A couple of western hats and bandana would help set the scene.
Announcer: This skit takes place at a dude ranch.
Old Hand: [slouched against fence, with slow western accent] So, you want to go ridin' eh?
Dude: [city voice] Well, yes, that's what I came to this expensive resort to do!
Old Hand: You ever been ridin' before?
Dude: No. I expect you to teach me.
Old Hand: Well... we better start with the saddle. Would you like an English saddle or a Western saddle?
Dude: I don't know, what's the difference?
Old Hand: Well ... the English saddle is flat, the Western saddle has a horn on it.
Dude: Give me the one with the horn. I don't want anybody getting in my way!