A person comes to a psychologist and says that he needs help. He thinks he is a dog, holding up his hands like a dog begging. The person acts like a dog throughout the skit and does doglike things, like scratching behind his ear, whining, etc. Doctor asks how long he has had this problem. Ever since he was a puppy is the reply. The doctor asks if he will lie on the couch, but the person says that he can't since he can't get on the furniture. The doctor's advice is to make sure that he gets all his shots and don't go chasing any cars.