Posted On: 2010-02-22
A variation on A Talking Martian! And Saloon.
Cast: Bear, two hunters
Setting: The woods
#1: (Whispering) Ah! There's a bear! I can shoot it and I'll have my take for the day! (Bang! And the bear falls down.) Well, I'll go get some rope to drag it.
#2: No! It's mine!
#1: Hey! I shot that bear myself. It's clearly mine.
#2: Look. You couldn't have shot that bear if I didn't drive us here.
#1: Well, I've got news for you. I just killed that bear. It's mine.
#2: And another thing, ...
The two continue arguing when all of a sudden, the bear rises, growls, and frightens the two hunters away.