Pain Is Where You Find It
Posted On: 2009-01-23
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SETTING: Doctor’s office
DOCTOR: Good morning Mr. Smith
MR. SMITH: (Bending over in pain.)
DOCTOR: Where does it seem to be?
MR. SMITH: In my back. I can’t straighten up.
DOCTOR: When did the pain start?
MR. SMITH: This morning when I was getting dressed.
(At this point the Doctor examines Mr. Smith. He can call in other specialists to look at Mr. Smith too.)
DOCTOR: (Bending over and doing something to patients legs.)
There now, try to straighten up.
MR. SMITH: (Flashing a big smile.) Doctor!!! My pain is all gone!!! It’s a miracle!!!
DOCTOR: Of course it has … your suspenders were fastened to your socks.