Posted On: 2009-01-23
SETTING: Dave is crying
DAVE: Boo hoo hoo!
BOB: Hey Dave, why are you crying?
DAVE: (still sniffling) I lost my dog
BOB: Maybe he’ll come home.
DAVE: No, he won’t come home. He’s lost.
BOB: Why don’t you put an ad in the lost and found column of the newspaper?
DAVE: No. It wouldn’t do any good.
BOB: Well, why not?
DAVE: Because my dog can’t read!