Cotton (A “J.C. Penney” Variation)
Posted On: 2009-01-23
Spokesman keeps meeting guys with new clothes - a loud shirt, new shoes, bright socks,
new pants, a hat etc. Each time he remarks how snappy they look and ask where they got
such neat clothes. “FROM COTTON” is always the reply. A while later he meets up
with a guy with a black eye, bruises, a cut lip and only a towel wrapped around his waist.
Sure enough, when the spokesman asks him his name it’s “Cotton”