Green Side Up! Green Side Up!
Posted On: 2009-01-23
Characters: A Building Contractor, A Couple (if lady isn't available, changes can be made for one person)
Contractor (inside house): Okay, we need a color for the wall in the living room. (walks to space that is living room).
Wife: I like white.
Husband: No, how about blue?
Wife: How 'bout tan?
Contractor: Okay…(writes down on paper) um.. Wait just a second. The contractor goes to the window looks out, he opens the window leans out and shouts, "Green side up!"
This repeats for two more rooms. Each time after the Contractor says "Green Side Up", couple converses between themselves and are not sure about the sanity of the contractor.
After the last room:
Husband: Mr. (whatever you want his name to be), why do you keep yelling "Green Side Up!" outside the window? We didn't order any green wall paper!?!
Contractor: Oh. I am sorry folks. Boy scout troop is being lead by Scout Master and we just want to make sure the sod gets laid down right.--