The Great Aug
Posted On: 2021-12-30
Important Guy: "OK, Aug, I want you to sell these pencils."
Important Guy: "That's right, Aug. Now, when you see someone coming down the street, I want you to tell them what you're selling."
Important Guy: "Yes, Aug. Be more enthusiastic about it!"
Aug, waving his hands in the air: "Pen-Solls!!!"
Important Guy: "Very good, Aug. Now, people will want to buy your pencils, and they'll ask how much they are. They come in $2, $5, and $10 packs. Got that?"
Important Guy: "No: Two, Five, Ten."
Aug: "Two... Five … Ten!!!"
Important Guy: "I think you've got that. Now Aug, one more thing. Someone might ask why they should buy your pencils. If they ask that, Aug, I want you to tell them this. 'If you don't, somebody else will'".
Aug: "If you don't … somebody else will!"
Important Guy: "Very good. Now, get out there and sell pencils!"
The important guy wanders offstage, and Aug wanders to the other side of the stage. A man on the street approaches Aug. Aug runs to him waving his hands.
Aug, in his face: "Pen-Solls!!!"
Man on the street: "Hey, you're a real jerk! How many people have you done this to?"
Aug: "Two, Five, Ten!"
Man on steed: "You're really asking for a punch in the mouth, buddy."
Aug: "If you don't .. Somebody else will!"
Man on street punches Aug, who falls flat, that's the end of the skit.