I Wish I Was

Tune: If You're Happy]

Oh, I wish I was a little stripe-ed skunk.
Oh, I wish I was a little stripe-ed skunk.
I would sit up in the tree-sies, and perfume all the
breezies.
Oh, I wish I was a little stripe-ed skunk.

Mosquito-Oh, I'd itchy and I'd bitey, under everybody's nighty.

Cake of Soap-Oh, I'd slippy and I'd slidey over everybody's hidey.

Fishy in the Sea-Oh, wouldn't I look cute, without my bathing suit.

English Sparrow-Oh, I'd sit up in the steeple, and spit on all the people.

Bog o' Mud-Oh, I'd oozy and I'd goozy into everybody's shoesie.

Slippery Root-Oh, I'd stick up in the trail, and I'd flop you on your tail.

Candle Flame-Oh, I'd be so very bright, and go out every night.

Safety Pin-And everything that's busted, I would hold until I rusted.

Can of Soda-I'd go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp.

Kangaroo-Oh, I'd hippy and I'd hoppy inside my mommy's pockie.

Spoon of Castor Oil-Oh, I'd lubricate the chassies of all the lads and lassies.

Sugar Bun-Oh, I'd slippy and I'd slidey into everyone's insides.

Juicy little orange-When you squeeze me, I would squirty onto everybody's shirty.

Foreign car-I would run and I'd speedy over slow pedestrians' feety.

Water Bed-Oh, I'd wobble and I'd wiggle and make the sleepers giggle.

 

 

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