- Shut Up, Trouble, Police Officer, Narrator
- Setting: Woods, Then a Police Station (as per narration)
Narrator: There once were a brother and sister called Shut Up and Trouble.
They liked to go on walks together. (SU & T are walking through the woods.)
One day, they were walking along in the woods together and Trouble got lost. (T walks off; SU looks around but can't find her.)
So Shut Up went to the police station to report a missing person.
Police officer: Can I help you? What's your name?
Shut Up: Shut Up, Sir.
Police Officer: That's a bit impolite. What's your name, boy?
Shut Up: Shut Up, Sir.
Police Officer: You should watch your manners, boy. What's your name?
Shut Up: Shut Up, Sir.
Police Officer: Young man, are you looking for trouble?
Shut Up: Yes, Sir, she's lost! Do you know where she is?