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I have a little puppy
He has a stubby tail,
He isn't very chubby,
He's skinny as a rail.
He'll always be a puppy,
He'll never be a hound,
They sell him at the butcher's store
For thirty cents a pound.
Bow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
HOT DOG!