I Had A Little Chicken

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Tune: Turkey in the Straw

Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot water all around her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the gosh darn chicken layed a hard boiled egg!

Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot chocolate all around her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the gosh darn chicken layed an Easter egg!

Well, I had a little chicken
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured gun powder all around her leg
And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged
And the gosh darn chicken layed a hand grenade!

 

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