PERSONNEL: 2 Cubs

EQUIPMENT: Two paper sack costumes, one Litter Bug and one Tidy Bug.

SETTING: The other Cubs in the Den could be used as a color guard. Or you might dress all of the den, half as Litter Bugs and half as Tidy Bugs. Then you need to change the I pronoun to we.

LITTER BUG: My name is Litter Bug Lou, And, oh, what us litterbugs do?

We clutter the country with papers and trash,

At making a mess we're really a smash.

The roadsides and parks are scenes of our folly

We really enjoy it and think it quite jolly,

To leave garbage, bottles, and paper,

As little mementos of our daily labor.

TIDY BUG: I'm Tidy Bug Ted of the Tidy Bug clan,

We work to keep things spic and span.

We pick up the litter together we are,

And always carry litter bags in our car.

We'll K.O. Lou and all of the band,

And make America a beautiful land,

Free of litter, trash, and clutter,

Won't you help us, dear Fadder and Mutter?