Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Do your ears hang low,
Do they wiggle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o're your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears stick out,
Can you wiggle them about?
Can you flap them up and down
As you fly around the town?
Can you chut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your ears stick out?

Do your ears stand high,
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they hang down when they're wet,
Do they stand up when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbor
With the minimum of labor?
Do your ears stand high?