Little Cub Scouts in the city,
Little Cub Scouts in suburbia,
Little Cub Scouts in the country. 
Cub Scouts all the same. 
There are short ones and short ones
And short ones and short ones. 
And they all dress in ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same. 

And the parents of the Cub Scouts
Who volunteer for just an hour. 
And then go to Basic
Where they find out they were framed. 
Pack Committeemen, Cub masters,
And Webelos Den Leaders
They also dress in ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same. 

And the leaders all work hard
And some become committed. 
And sign up for Wood Badge
To do more of the same. 
Now they're Beavers and Foxes
And Owls and Antelopes. 
And they still dress in ticky-tacky
And they still all look the same. 

There are leaders in the city,
There are leaders in suburbia,
There are leaders in the country. 
They are leaders all the same. 
There are tall ones and short ones
And big ones and small ones. 
And they all dress in ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.