5 boys with graduation hats on and numbers 1-5 on shirts, a couple of judges, M.C.
M.C. : To begin the pack meeting today, a panel of judges will decide who the real genius is among these boys. Tell us why you feel that you should be called a genius?
BOY 1: I'm the genius because I discovered the "Hamburger."
BOY 2: No! I'm the genius because I invented the "Television."
BOY 3: No! I'm the genius because I got all A's on my report card.
BOY 4: No! I'm the genius because I can play the guitar, juggle oranges and tap dance all at the same time!
BOY 5: I'm the genius because I joined the BOY Scouts.
M.C. : Thank you boys. Judges, may I have your decision please? by an overwhelming vote,
Contestant #5 - He is the greatest genius because he was smart enough to join Scouting.