5 boys with graduation hats on and numbers 1-5 on shirts, a couple of judges and an MC.
MC: To begin the pack meeting today, a panel of judges will decide who the real genius is among these boys. Tell us why you feel that you should be called a genius?
Boy 1 - I'm the genius because I discovered the "Hamburger".
Boy 2 - No! I'm the genius because I invented the "television".
Boy 3 - No! I'm the genius because I got all "A's" on my report card.
Boy 4 - No! I'm the genius because I can play the guitar, juggle oranges and tap dance all at the same time!
Boy 5 - I'm the genius because I joined CUB SCOUTS!
MC: Thank you boys. Judges, may I have your decision please?
MC: By an overwhelming vote, Contestant #5 - He is the greatest genius because he was smart enough to join Scouting.